Monday, 21 January 2013

Today's Facebook Status.

Some things always happen in slow motion. Such as when a rambunctious toddler grabs your phone, you watch him throw it in the air, it seems to hang suspended, its inevitable fall slowed down by some kind of aether, it drops with a splash, and sinks, ever so slowly, to the bottom of the f^ck!%# pool.


  1. It actually still works! However, the battery gets drained so quickly. I would replace the battery but now I've lost the phone. I think a certain little boy took it out of my bag and has hidden it.